I have a girlfriend for one year. She goes through my phone constantly. I stopped talking to a friend whom is a girl a long time ago because my current girlfriend doesn't like her. Today, that other girl sent me a message out of the blue asking how I've been, what I've been up to, and that we haven't spoken in over a year.

My current girlfriend saw the message and instantly flipped the fuck out. She was swinging my phone around and yelling at me. I didn't even respond to the message. I'm literally typing this while she's crying and bitching in the other room.

I live with this girl and now I'm looking for the nearest window to climb out. I can't even find peace in my own apartment. This is what love is? This is what everyone says I should embrace? WTF is wrong with this world...

Monk mode never sounded so good.