Seriously, the only group of people that seems to have a problem with being objectified is the group of people who are most likely not objectified.

Let's face it, not being objectified would suck. It means you'd be a repulsive piece of shit, and who wants to be that? Man, I love being objectified. I think deep down inside women want to be objectified, but act like they don't, as if it's a sin to want to do what we're made to do. Your shaming tactics ain't got shit on the Eddie.