Because of the #MeToo movement, men will be too afraid to hit on, or even compliment, women.
The only reason men strive for money, power, and fame is to get women. When they can no longer get women, men will stop striving for these things. Instead of working 14-hour days in a corporate cubicle, men will discover the joys of weed, porn, and video games. They will only work as hard as it takes to afford these things.
Free from the responsibilities of paying for a wife, a mortgage, and kids, men will be deliriously HAPPY!
Women, however, will continue to need attention from men. They will not get it. They will become ever more shrill and UNHAPPY.
Trying to blot out their unhappiness, women will populate cubicle farms in ever greater numbers, becoming ever more unhappy as they work almost exclusively for bitchy dragon ladies.
Men will be in heaven, women will be in hell.
Thanks, #MeToo!! Faster, please!
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