So I was kinda tricked into going to what I describe as cuckfest 2019 yesterday. I was drinking beer at my house and my friend asked me if I wanted to go meet his friends at a bar and keep drinking. I was like well why not.

So we get there and it’s a bunch of couples. And every time the guys do something the girl doesn’t like she tries to burn him with your not getting any tonight.

I heard this line multiple times during the night. All I was thinking was I rather get none than have sex with you

P.s. chicken guy sucks. Guy fieri restaurant tastes how he looks. I had the displeasure of eating it yesterday