I decided to paraphrase a Zen parable I found on the internet for the MGTOW community, hope it brings peace and humor.

Bob and Joe are two MGTOW walking along the street and decide to sit at the last two open seats at an outdoor cafe. A "feminist" walks by and asks them to give up their seat and berates them when they refuse.

Bob gets up to let her sit, and starts walking away. Joe scrambles behind him to catch up.

The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the wind is blowing, but Joe is fuming. An hour later he can't stand it and asks "Bob WTF man? How could you just let that bitch take our seat? We're supposed to be going our own way!"

Bob just replies "Yeah man, I've been going my own way for the past hour. Are you still sitting at the cafe with that bitch?"