As someone who works with a baby factory and refuses to get on birth control, (she's on her 8th kid I shit you not) I am sick of doing more work because Mary Jane Rotten-Crotch can't keep her legs closed. So as I was checking out a line of about 20 people alone because Ms. BabyMama had to make yet another phone call about one of her "sick kids" I figured out a way to make all of this equal for everyone.

Allow me to introduce you to P.L.I.

Parental Liability Insurance.

What does this mean?

Well first of all both men and women would make the same amount of money right out the gate but if a woman is in fertile age range and is not on any form of birth control she gets 20% (10% if she's married so the simps can still simp) of her earnings put into a maternal account. The money in this account is given to her when she gets to about the 6 month mark. It's meant to cover expenses while she is out or an abortion.

And i can already see some women who might be reading this going for that "religion" card. Don't worry I covered that too. The only way that would work is if you had a leader of a church sign a paper saying they had been with that church, temple, etc for at least a year.

Im sorry but I shouldn't have to do more work cause some dumb bitch wants to keep getting pregnant. They are not my kids and I wouldn't touch her fat ass with a 10 foot pole. Like any other welfare mother she uses those little bastards to build a wall to deflect any and all accountability. I believe my idea would put things right with this kind of bullshit.