Uhhh ummmm... so I went on a bit of a looksmaxing journey for a year and pretty much managed to cheat my way into a woman's womb. Well the child has been born but I'm afraid to meet the mother since my jaw and chin fillers have disappeared and I'm currently off cycle. It'll cost me about three months worth of savings to get back into my prime look.

Afterall the child is mine and I definitely don't want the mother mooching off of the state or dumping my child onto another man.

As of right now I am thinking of just manning the fuck up and walking away.