Boy's let's get right down to it.

Men... are... Shit...

"What?"

Men... are... SHIT!

"Huh?!"

... What?... isn't that what they say?!

Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do.

No, women, they don't lie.

No, women don't cheat.

Women don't manipulate us.

But you see what I'm getting at.

I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!

Relevant metal song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0J6NB90_-M

Edit: Thanks EddieVanHelsing