"I need feminism because I don't want fathers to have equal parental rights."

"I need feminism because I want education to be tailored to suit female needs, and ignore male needs."

"I need feminism because I want more money to be spent on women's health, even though women live longer than men and already have more spent on them."

"I need feminism because I want women to earn the same amount as men, even when women work less hours doing easier work."

"I need feminism because I want women to have shorter sentences for committing the same crimes as men."

"I need feminism because I want women's prisons to close, but I also want men's prisons to stay open."

"I need feminism because I want men to be considered guilty of rape until proven innocent."

"I need feminism because I want to end violence against women, but not violence against men."

"I need feminism because I find female genital mutilation abhorrent, but male circumcision acceptable - in fact I actually prefer circumcised men."

"I need feminism because I don't care about male victims of domestic violence, because there is no such thing."

"I need feminism because I get upset when women as a group are insulted, but I don't care when men as a group are insulted - in fact I regularly insult them myself."

"I need feminism because I want equality for women, but I don't care about inequalites where males are disadvantaged."