Report: Cell phone use could reduce sperm count

Ragnrok · 2011-08-20T01:43:00+00:00

Grabs iPhone Rests on crotch

Am I the only one who views this as marvelous news?

overlogins · 2011-08-20T03:20:59+00:00

Thank God! Now if I could just finish them off some how.

tk425 · 2011-08-20T06:20:09+00:00

THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY NEEDS DAMMIT

ucecatcher · 2011-08-20T06:32:49+00:00

As long as it does not alter hormone secretion, this could be considered a feature.

Introducing the NEW Google-Motorola SPERMINATOR! Now with 27% increased sperm-disabling power!

BatmensBegins · 2011-08-20T01:49:07+00:00

Damn feminists attempting to run our way of lives by reducing our sperm count!

But wait... If I have no sperm, those villainous fiends won't be able to extract my precious essence. So I should be thanking the feminists? Perhaps a combination of damn and thanks. Dank, feminists. Dank.

windynights · 2011-08-20T14:42:26+00:00

Given the number of morons with cell phones this news has to be positive. Hopefully, texters will do the same.

Title	Report: Cell phone use could reduce sperm count
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Upvotes	4
Comments	9
Date	August 20, 2011 1:39 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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