I'm working on a pro-FDS-boner statistitscyan scientificized reeesuch paper, so do make sure to NEVER EVER soooo totally lie or anything <3<3 like uwu that really, totally sooo much xo.

Since all the PPD women seem to have at least one whole husband on average, with some of them seemingly having up to one or more thirds extra in the freezer, I'd love to know who of all you MALE liars have at least 2.3 husbands himself right now, as we speak!

Please, do not hold back, do tag yourselves below, you sufficiently respected old sub-table-ian chairgay unlaidable incelgoing truthlying bald gymChads with a head full of hair who can't get laid. Do it for the children!

Anyone of you cigarette butts not participating with all due seriousness gets two obese chicks perma-assigned to love and hold and feed an not be even theoretically to escape the gravity pull of until bankruptcy or death do you part. And, yes, sorry, but you have to transport them home yourself. Somehow. Good luck with THAT. This is not threat nor is it a drill. Ok, it is kinda a threat but wHAteVaH.

Thank you for your astutely truthful participation.