Hello you beautiful motherfuckers, its pvt. HeRoped checking in with another sitrep. This is my newest field report coming in hot.

1.PREPARATION PHASE. I woke up early today and did my normal routine: showered, ate 3 raw eggs mixed into protein powder and convinced 20 younglings to become nofap Gods. I beelined for the gym (basically my second home, the cries from my lifts scare the highly emotional and feeble women). Since I'm an alpha (top 6% male btw) I ONLY lifted beside the most attractive women. Clearly my frame was too strong for them since they all left with strange looks on their faces, stupid bitches nowadays can't even admit defeat to people like me (alpha males).

2.INTERMISSION. I had to go to my desk job and work (I'm constantly productive, I never waste even a MILLISECOND of my time). I was however dumbfounded to see that not one female was admiring me, despite my choice of going in shirtless to show off my newly hit goal of 20% body fat (take notes: going shirtless to formal places actually increases your smv by making you more alpha, females are wired to be attracted to men who act dominant). My bluepilled cuck boss (he's 6'4" and broad but he has such a beta frame, I totally dominate him in the sexual marketplace) brought me into his office to talk. I keep my own booster seat in his office (I'm 5'4") in order to appear larger to intimidate him. He told me I needed to put on a shirt since the snowflakes in work were complaining to HR, so you know what I fucking did?? I just got up on his desk and started fucking pissing on him. That's right, I'm so fucking alpha I pissed on my boss. He ended up caving in my nose and badly bruising my face, but I still showed my dominance. As security escorted me out I slapped the hottest girls ass, and since I'm an alpha male I know she liked it, restraining orders are for chucks anyway.

3.MAIN ENGAGEMENT PHASE. Despite already proving my dominance earlier, I still felt the instinctual need for a prime female so I decided to hit the watering hole. I did my usual routine and prayed to alpha M (based redpiller) and donned my battle armor (high end fashion, learn it cunts, take it from me, a veteran in the game), I also knew that the injuries I suffered earlier would only add to my alpha aura, you see, women can't actually see (because they are easily emotionally manipulated), instead they navigate by detecting alpha particles, which I radiate since I am an alpha (it's science lol read a book people), making them drawn to me like moths to a lamp.

After arriving at the club, I was able to sneak in simply by walking underneath all the taller guys ("perks of being short" - alpha M). Immediately I spot 2 females at the bar, a 7.9365 and a 6.85428, well within my range. I used my best pick up line on them and got within one inch from their faces "get on the fucking floor bitch and bow to the alpha males". My frame was so strong they immediately broke into giggling idiots (subtle sign of female interest) and left, probably to get their friends for my harem. During the course of the night I initiated physical contact with 22 females and constantly held frame, never faltering. The beta males there felt threatened by my unbreakable frame (probably afraid I'd steal their bitch lmao).

The authorities had to contain me since my frame was simply too strong, probably afraid people would just fucking make me president. Currently I'm in a holding cell for "" "" sexual harassment "" "" and have multiple witnesses (jealous beta males). What they don't know is that I'm a nofap monk and soon will phaseshift out of here. This is all for the field report brothers, keep holding frame and spinning plates!

TL:DR I'm so fucking alpha I'm now in a holding cell.