I can’t decide if I want to be in multiple relationships or none. I’m on my second year of college, and sentence transitions I can never seem to remember to utilize. I latch onto my mindset because my perspective is superior to most of other peoples’ perspectives.

I consider being single bad because I believe I have less control over my life. The more people I can bond with the more perspectives of life I can gain, the larger my sphere of influence will be, and the less time I have to spend focusing on survival. My IQ isn’t high enough to achieve my goal before I’m dead, which is to make a product that will reduce suffering globally. With a commune of girls, I have a much greater chance of reaching this goal. If I don’t reach this goal, I’m not going to heaven, since I didn’t leave the world better than it was before for as long as I can. Usually, skill-based jobs do not make a longer lasting impact than intelligence-based jobs.

On the other hand, I’m defective when it comes to communication, I have terrible memory, and I have a strong sense of being unable to offer enough in return. There’s nothing I can do to fix this, since my disabilities are permanent, and my IQ can only get so high.

So what should I do, besides keep whining that I’m f***ed?