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[–]gailson0192 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Olivia Wilde how far you’ve fallen.
[–]dwightgaryhalpert 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She is pretty. She must still be new to meth.
[–]Great_Sandwich 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Came here for this. Seriously. She's just starting out.
Well... I guess THAT'S over with, now.
[–]dwightgaryhalpert 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fingers crossed. I’ve seen meth destroy lives.
[–]_lord_of_thunder 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she is a pusher, not a user?
[–]i_eight 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
More likely her boyfriend is, which is how the whole "it's not mine" line got started. "I don't know" means "I don't want to rat anyone out yet".
Really, though, she should have just followed Rule #1 When Getting Caught.
[–]owns_dirt 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shut the fuck up.
[–]i_eight 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're officially smarter than the woman in OP's story.
[–]alleycat2-14 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so true. Not even the weather or last night's dreadful football game. And this advice is just as true whether you know you are innocent of anything. Nothing you say will help in any way.
[–]MyNickelPlease 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you know that guy you met on Facebook wasn't being affectionate right when you got pulled over.
[–]Mythandros 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Right, because you can't tell when something foreign is being forced into your body. /s
[–]Iminicus 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not legitimate meth because the body has ways of shutting that down.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ehhhhhhhhh
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[–]SunTzusSh0es 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is too damn funny.
I DONT KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE, OFFICER! ITS NOT MINE!
[–]CauseyOfItAll 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, the $6,000 is mine but not the drugs.
[–]TheCleanSlates 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i volunteer for another search just to be sure.
[–]Jedimindfunk_thewild 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Damn dude. Shes cute too. Meth will straight up fuck you.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah she is cute. If you fancy cartoon aliens.
[–]baconit4eva 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She has that Olivia Wilde look. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=olivia+wilde&t=fpas&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images
[–]PrincessBananas85 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What I want to know is how was able to fit all of that meth inside of her. It had to be very uncomfortable.
[–]Krogg -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
www.blacked.com
NSFW
[–]Esmeraldem 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am from lousiana...this is not surprising
[–]Ifinishfast42 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Insert bruh sound effect #2
[–]rockynputz 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Coal burnering single mom and meth addict what a mess of decisions.
[–]roobyroobyroooooo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the “I don’t know how it got there” argument is only really able to be said when they search your car or home...and it doesn’t even work then
[–]blinkysmurf 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well whose damn vagina is it, then?
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[–]i_eight 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MyNickelPlease 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mythandros 9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SunTzusSh0es 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CauseyOfItAll 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheCleanSlates 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Jedimindfunk_thewild 6 points7 points8 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Krogg -2 points-1 points0 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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