Rekt

2red2carry · 2019-08-07T10:13:59+00:00

50/50

or everyone pays what they ate, easy going

megaboto · 2019-08-07T02:45:37+00:00

The cashier

With his life

BLuDaDoG · 2019-08-07T03:38:48+00:00

Well, he has 20% of the money and she has 80%. So split the bill 20%/80%?

That's how my gf/spouse and I used to pay bills (except based on income rather than current cash).

Skootchy · 2019-08-07T01:00:22+00:00

Fuck tell my girlfriend that. Asked me to pay for dinner while I was out of work with an injury to pay for dinner that she suggested to go to. I tried to explain to her a while ago that if we go out we should Just pay for ourselves. Like it honestly seems easier and then you can order whatever the fuck you want.

Dont get me wrong, love my woman but she has no issue ordering not one but 2 meals so she can take some home and always orders 1-2 sides.

Biiiitch pay for your own shit. You're literally trying to order for multiple people when you go out. And she just does this, all the time. It's not like she's being ride by thinking "yay free meals", she just orders like that.

The last time I took her out, she ordered 2 orders of wings and 3 sides. That shit was like 50 dollars just her. And when the lady asked how we wanted out checks I immediately said "seperate" and the look she gave me. Priceless.

Then she honestly expected me to at least pay for one of them because I took her out.

Fucking rude. And she makes more money than me. The fucking nerve.

ochii-morti · 2019-08-07T01:40:07+00:00

I’m gonna be honest the Skyrim 100 meme kinda ruins this post for me :/

crabtimeyumyum · 2019-08-07T14:39:31+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

Defreaper1970 · 2019-08-07T14:33:28+00:00

Because the guys with money dont date tramps

Gatorclaw01 · 2019-08-11T16:09:06+00:00

Depends on who invites who to go out eating imo. And even then you can talk it out. We’re all humans and are capable of normal communication. In most cases

daninapo13 · 2019-08-08T05:03:30+00:00

Savage.

SillySatan5250 · 2019-08-08T13:19:48+00:00

Ask to go to the restroom and sneak out so she has to pay.

MegaRayQuaza126 · 2019-08-11T17:24:56+00:00

Saw this long ago but still really funny

edgy_name_here123 · 2019-08-15T10:52:40+00:00

that lynori account is in so many denied moments

sherbs_herbs · 2019-08-15T17:49:12+00:00

^ Insert, Chins in a Chinese phone book joke...

lowghost2018 · 2019-08-24T13:15:40+00:00

Destruction speech 200

TheKhun · 2019-08-07T04:06:21+00:00

This isn't PPD more murderedbywords, c'mon guys are we just a bunch of angry incels or do we believe in justice?

Title	Rekt
Author	Sixemperor
Upvotes	3102
Comments	39
Date	August 6, 2019 7:17 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/cmv086/rekt/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/rekt.871690 https://theredarchive.com/post/871690

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