Agree and Amplifying

mateodeloso · 2014-07-03T19:42:58+00:00

During a Tinder date last night girl and I were at the liquor store buying some beers to backpack into a park and drink by the river. She wandered away from me and I whistled to her like a dog to come back. Ooops.

Now I actually do this often with friends and family but she immediately was like "Are you whistling at me like a dog?" The clerk began laughing.

I felt no need to explain my actions nor was I about to lose focus of our beverage selecting. I reply "Suppose so. Get over here already!" We pick a flavor and go to counter.

At the counter the clerk, (one those obnoxious hippie-dippy types,) goes with a snicker, "So you gonna whistle for her again?"

I look her straight in the eyes with a sly smile and do the classic cat-call loud enough for the entire store to hear. She smiles, looks down, blushes and I resume my check out with a baffled looking clerk.

An hour later we were getting frisky on a rock by the river under the stars.

Adolf_ghandi · 2014-07-05T13:53:11+00:00

"Am I fat?"

"You are so fat that I literally missed (insert random TV show) when you tried to walk past the screen and you were not even half way through"

Title	Agree and Amplifying
Author	mateodeloso
Upvotes	3
Comments	2
Date	July 3, 2014 7:24 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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