What is a side chick?

This might sound circular (tautological, one might think), but she is a chick on the side. Wow. Surprising. Not in the centerfold.

The important question that follows is this: what is a side chick beside? Presumably these is something in this "center" that the side chick is beside. Conventionally, we think of side chicks in terms of relationships. I have my main bitch and my side chick.

This flawed thinking on many fronts.

First: Possession. She is not your bitch. Your main bitch ain't yours and your side chick ain't either. She will say all sorts of dirty shit in bed about you owning her, she will say she is yours, she wants you to believe you own her. You want to believe you own her. It's pimp as fuck, right?

No. She is not yours. Ownership is not the problem. You own hella shit. You are entitled to a lot if you work hard.

But as they say "She's not yours, it's just your turn."

Keep that in mind because "she" is not just "her" but everything that encompasses your interactions. When you own a car you are entitled to everything that car has to offer. You can drive it fast on the highways, park it in your garage, fuck the exhaust pipe, whatever. But when you rent it you have to give it back. You give a bitch back to the game. The game gives and it takes. Respect it.

Second: The concept of main bitch is retarded. You can have a bottom bitch if you're about that. You can have a favorite girl - one you spend more time with than the others. You can even be monogamous. But they are all side chicks and here is why.

Because what comes first is the shit you can actually own. Your work, your money, your balls, muscles, car, life. Your life is the center and you make life your bitch. Life is your main bitch.

All women are side chicks even if you are monogamous.

Edit: I fucked the title up like an idiot but you can guess what it's supposed to say. If you can't then fuck you.