Amy Schumer...

maximun_vader · 2017-08-24T04:24:27+00:00

She is a deplorable human being, and I would never consider even sit next to her in the bus

But my Smith and Wesson doesn't care.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-08-24T03:49:32+00:00

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

First, I'm not a chubby chaser. Second, she's post Wall^SPLAT! and girls in my wheelhouse are not, they're young, nubile, attractive and never bitch and are never too tired for fun. Plus, given her political opinions, I don't want to listen to her talk.

I don't care for her particular humor although, in fairness, many people evidently do and she's quite successful at it - good for her. Also, I doubt she'd want to bang me, but that's immaterial insofar as my girls are younger, hotter and much more pleasant. So a win-win, in that way.

One thing I would tell her is that she needs to DGAF about the people fat shaming her - it obv gets to her, and she shouldn't show it. Instead, she goes on about how she can "catch a dick" - and really, I'm pretty sure that I could catch a dick, so it's not like it's any kind of accomplishment.

jerseymayan · 2017-08-24T04:37:43+00:00

She has a nice rack but she is ugly as fuck and has a shit personality. Pluse she's not funny AT ALL

empatheticapathetic · 2017-08-24T06:50:02+00:00

I liked her first album. It was funny albeit a bit shallow. She sold out after that and I never really kept up. I enjoyed her show quite a lot of the time.

She has a good personality to make up for her looks. She's not a burn victim. She doesn't feel sorry for herself. If she could lose a bit of weight and act confident in herself without overt self depreciation/negativity, I would enjoy it.

Mudpielol · 2017-08-24T07:27:23+00:00

No. And I've fucked some questionable women in my time.

ShotgunTRP · 2017-08-24T08:06:20+00:00

Amy I would smash your brains out. I love thicc pudding butt.

Phixer7 · 2017-08-24T10:45:57+00:00

Fuck no.

Why would anyone want a sloppy std oozing landwhale.

tortillastomper · 2017-08-24T06:14:33+00:00

I'd fuck her, but only because she's famous and that would get me more ass later on. As for funny, she's okay. She's not as funny as Maria Bamford, Kathleen Madigan or Iliza Schlesinger.

Title	Amy Schumer...
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Upvotes	0
Comments	8
Date	August 24, 2017 3:15 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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