Redditlog: http://redditlog.com/snapshots/352189

Original meme from submission: http://www.livememe.com/813efnl

He posts the long story a couple of posts in.

On why she didn't accept his advances four years before:

She said she just wasn't ready at the time and she was too young and scared.

Or, she was having a perfectly fun time riding around on the cock carousel and finally decided to settle down with the beta of her choosing when it became convenient. Part of me is momentarily happy for the dude for finally landing the chick. The other part of me feels sorry for him for deluding himself into believing something which is clearly not true.

There are some comical posts from other people about the friendzone which have some entertainment value as well.