This is a little bit fucked up and I don’t encourage any of you to do this but if you’re going to cheat, you might as well do it right.

This place is meant to be amoral and as an added bonus this advice is pretty gender neutral. Realize that cheating has consequences and I’m just showing you how to minimize them. The extent to which you minimize should be proportional to the consequences. If you’re married and make a shit ton more than your spouse. You better be extra careful or just not do it at all

Basics

I’m just going state the obvious stuff here. Some will be explained some won’t.

  1. Don’t sleep with anyone you know or that your other knows well aka extended social circles

  2. Never mention the person or thoughts ever. Girls do this all the time when they talk about their male coworker or someone they’re attracted to

  3. Leave no trail. Don’t message people on instagram or use tinder to find people. You just left photos and screenshots that can be taken.

ADVANCED METHODS

This is to elaborate on what was said above

  1. Meet girls at bars in other cities your other doesn’t go to.

  2. Use escorts. They’re paid to be discreet.

  3. If you travel for work you’re set but never maintain contact

  4. Keep your mouth shut about other women at all times unless it’s stupid teasing and is obviously just that.

  5. Give your other freedom and expect that freedom in return (Let’s you travel and do other things without too much prying)

  6. Don’t give others your real name when you go out and add them on a separate Snapchat account you use with a burner email. This adds an extra layer of protection

FINAL THOUGHTS

if you can’t handle stress then you shouldn’t cheat. It takes a pretty good will power to stay cool and never seem like anything is wrong. Realistically you shouldn’t do it at all but you might as well do it right.

This isn’t an all inclusive list but everyone’s situation is different.

Good luck