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[–]GodOfDinosaurs 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I'm a Machiavellian asshole, bite me.
From a dude with the username "deathnote101"
So much fucking cringe
[–]flippingspiders5 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
These guys watched dexter once and think they are unique
[–]buttgoogler 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He doesn't "pull", instead he always "pushes". He initiated every hug, every tease, every playful gesture.
That's actually pulling.
[–]D3athN0te101 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn dyslexic brain.
Gonna have to switch the 2 words around now...
[–]Truth_And_Freedom 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you use actual terms and not weird stuff like "Monkey." Was there a person flirting with them or was this a street performer? Was the person handicapped? Why do you care about their behavior? Its a food pantry line.
This reeks of you needing to feel superior to someone else. If anyone lacks frame its you.
[–]D3athN0te101 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I use the term "Monkey" because it emphasizes the point I'm aiming to make.
Yes, he was flirting.
No, he was not a street performer.
As far as I know, he isn't handicapped.
I took notice of his behavior because it reflects who I used to be.
If nothing else, this post serves as a reminder to myself of how far I've come.
[–]civilizedfrog 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He asked if he could carry her purse, was met with "I'm strong enough. Thanks tho".
There is no man on this planet who would do this voluntarily. Even during my blue days, I cringed seeing people hold women's purse.
[–]D3athN0te101 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right, no Man would.
A monkey, on the other hand, will do anything if he believes he'll get a banana for his actions.
I kid you not, my dude. This 40+ year old guy actually applied for a purse holding position @ his local Friend Zone.
The weird thing is, the dude is definitely physically qualified for better positions @ much more respectable businesses.
[–]dDiegoDLV 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know we don't do morality around here but WTF?
The bums panhandling down town make more than you will at an entry level job. Are we going to have a tag around here for getting ahead through pan handling and getting free food from charities? Exercises you can do to easily hop subway turnstiles?
TRP points to OP for observing the BP dancing monkey. Standing in line with the homeless, welfare moms, and disabled is some pretty serious DGAF or perhaps OP is at a low point in life and actually needs the free food?
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]fichgoony 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess he wasn’t peeling well
[–]redpillcad 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
DancingMonkey may one day get some roadworn pussy that doesnt appreciate him. I work for a skinny fat liberal dipshit who is good at his job (because he works 24/7) who rushed out the other night for his wife's birthday. Not that he was invited nor did he plan shit
It was GirlsNightOut while he stayed home to watch "the" kid. I say the kid as paternity is doubtful
Know how I knew instantly this guy was a loser? When he interviewed me a few years ago he noticed I lift (duh) and said he was working with a trainer. Said he hated it but wife made him because the wedding was forthcoming.
Of course he stopped as soon as possible and continues to have both pencil arms and love handles
[–]D3athN0te101 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn.
Maybe it's the sadist in me, but seeing that happen to a boss I got beef with would be fucking heaven.
Pretty sad when it happens to a friend, though, especially when you know that telling them will yield nothing but negative results. At best, the friendship is over. At worst, he & the new wife defame you on social media.
The dude even remotely aware of what GNO actually means?
[–]redpillcad 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea well I have no beef with him as you say. I just dont like him. He doesnt know that
As for satisfaction, the smug prick lives in bluepill land so doesnt even know how fucked he is
Yet
[–]OldPeopleLeather 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Machiavellian? Who are you manipulating here? Where is the self interest? You have no purpose if you waste two hours among the unfortunate dregs of society for free food. That's just being edgy and lazy while destroying your own compassionate nature for some doofis complex.
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