I'd first like to mention that I'm 5 pints in and quite tipsy.

After spending some time in my local wetherspoons (common UK pub for those who are unfamiliar), my friends and I decided to go to the closest fast food restaurant.

Considering I'm a 20 year old twin who's 6'2" and over 200 pounds with an athletic looking physique, It's not hard to see why an ageing 40+ year old woman would be attracted to me. She was grinding on me in the corner of this quiet fast food joint and telling me how she "knew what she wanted" and that she was going to suck my twin and I off in the street.

The conversation progressed and I found out that she was married. I have a girlfriend and had no intention of cheating on her with some old hag who had a few too many pints so I started to mock her in front of her friend.

To cut a long story short, she started attacking me with her umbrella and her friend was slapping me in the face because I was "so rude" to her friend after exposing her as the slut that she is.

After a short kerfuffle and a few slaps thrown by these two old bitches they started shouting "I'll get my husband down here to fuck you up!"

It's a great example of how a married woman will seek wild sex from an outside source while simultaneously expecting her provider husband to care for her and protect her.

It's crazy. Each experience I have with married women seems to reaffirm my reasons against marriage.