Most plays have 3 acts. The first act is usually an introduction and sets up the conflict for act 2. Act 3 is the resolution. For women, this first act is a game, like a dancing cobra, to lull you into complacency before she strikes to achieve her female evolutionary prerogative (AF/BB), which is largely at odds with your male prerogative: yes, even your special princess who is totes "not like that."

This has been covered in Terrence Popp's "Dupe The Next Dude" & "Halfway Hooker"

[https://youtu.be/7Ve6pE_l324] [https://youtu.be/okhvnz0h9Yg]

As well as what Black Dragon calls "New Relationship Energy [NRE]".

In the beginning (because she wants something)

  • She's sweet
  • She's on top of her birth control
  • She tries to impress your friends
  • She maintains her bodily grooming
  • She maintains her weight

And slowly, after 2 weeks up to a year, she starts sliding in one or all of these things until an accidental on purpose pregnancy, or she's the size of a walrus because you failed the shit test of telling her to hit the gym or you'll leave her after the first 15 pounds...

Some of you guys are naturally better snake charmers than others, but never be mistaken. You're in a viper pit, and if you're not on your game, she will lull you into complacency before she strikes.

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  • I strongly advise against marriage. More traditional people will not agree, but with birth control changing thousands of years of evolutionary history, and a big daddy state changing the rest, you do the cost-benefit and decide for yourself.
  • Never believe her when she says she can't get pregnant. See: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
  • Wrap it up at all times unless she's "wife" material, whatever that even means these days...