TL;DR: Had a friend showing beta behavior, and digging himself a hole, in a group text chat while I kept frame.

Insights:

  • Be unapologetic for anything you've said in a text or in a social setting. Stay amused.
  • If someone is trolling or goading you, it's the perfect example of a shittest. How you react will be noticed by everyone. Do you get angry because you're insecure? Do you laugh it off because it's ridiculous? These are defining moments in groups.

I'll keep this short since it's just meant to be a real-life example. Verbatim group text conversation with 5 guys and 2 girls. All of us know each other for over a decade, but not necessarily seen each other in awhile. What you'll see here is an exhibition of beta behavior from Guy 1 and a stoic indifference and amusement from myself. The other guys definitely got a laugh and who do you think the 2 girls found to have more value?

Guy 1: midgetpoo send me a pic of your face, I forgot how you look

Guy 1: dick*

Me: Just look at your ugly small jew dick and picture the opposite and there you go

[we're friends, relax]

Guy 2: [crying laughing emoji's]

Guy 1: Wow, I didn't see anti Semitic thing coming. But oh well, here we go.

1) I'll bet you $200 my dick is bigger, and prettier than yours

2) I'll bet you $200 (I'd bet more, but your broke ass won't be able to afford it anyways) I netted more in the last 3 months than you'll gross in the next 5 years.

You're fucking loser bro, and part of me wishes you have a bigger dick so you at least have something to hold onto. Anti Semitic POS. U always kind of looked like a nazi, should have known.

[whatdidyoujustsaytomeyoulittlebitch copypasta much? A response from him to end this all could have just been "Lol fuck you faggot thinking about my dick, I know you've got it on your wall but calm down" or something, but instead we get pang of insecurity emerging]

Me: I do miss your pretty dick, baby

[don't need to waste a wall of text for a response over dumb shit]

Guy 1: Aren't u studying to be a dental assistant in bumfuck Indiana? Hows that going for u

[no]

Me: yeah I'm getting my PhD

[I'm not]

Me: Pretty huge Dick

Me: WOOOooooooo

Guy 1: Lol

Guy 3: +1 for midgetpoo on that one lmao

Me: Don't keep score man, the jews already have a 6 million disadvantage

[I don't know what this means, but I thought it was funny]

Guy 1: what are you getting a PhD in? I wonder if they ever had a PhD student who spent 4 years at community college failing chemistry and physics constantly

[I successfully finished pre-med all at a university]

Guy 1: I also heard PhDs are as useful at feeding a family of four as...well, you know, you said it earlier

[idk what this means]

Guy 2: Them some fighting words

Guy 1: I'm not the one who fired the first shot. All I wanted was to see a pic of midgetpoo's face, and then put dick to make a self-depreciating gay joke. Then this guys starts to bring up the holocaust?? Lol*

[never back down]

Me: Was busy giving your mom Biology lessons back then, man

Guy 1: Wow, a mixture of mom and holocaust jokes. U truly are a dynamic, comedic genius

Guy 3 (in a separate text to me): Dude you've triggered him harder than a feminist at a Trump convention. I was like damn lol

Me: All your beers are on me Guy 1 when I'm back in town, ya angry jew :p

[time to calm him down, it's all in good fun]

Girl 1: I miss you! <3

[perfect timing eh?]

Guy 1: Let me give you a quick pro tip, drop out of the "school" you're in and become a comedian. You'll fail miserably at both, but at least comedians have $0 student loans

Me: BRO TIP [gun emoji's]

[Bro Science youtube channel. Gotta watch the classics if you haven't checked them out]

Guy 1: Fuck, I just got trolled hard didn't I.

Guy 1: Fuck u midgetpoo

[radio silence in the group text since lol, but the girl did text me separately not long after to set up a summer kickback]