Saw this stuff on an ask/answer style relationship forum where a fair maiden is crying out for help against uncontrollable gina-tingles from the onslaught of a hot/cold charmer who's alternating between sweetness and indifference.

I don't know if it's a guy purposely gaming her or if it's some dude with options just forgetting and then remembering her again when he's on a dryspell, but it's funny either way.

The post:

Advice on most confusing guy ever?

So there is this guy i REALLY like. I have never felt this way before and he is all i think about. The problem is i dont understand him. So a couple of months ago he gave me his number, i texted him but after that he never texted me and all we talk about is business. Then we went a couple of months without talking eventhough we saw each other pretty much everyday. I felt like i was the one to always start the convo. I felt hurt and i tried to stop. During class he stares at me! A couple of weeks ago he started texting me everyday, and he was being the sweetest guy ever. He stopped again and now is back to not talking to me again. Can you please help me because this is really confusing and it hurts.. a lot...

The pearls: "most confusing guy ever" "I have never felt this way before and he is all i think about." "I felt hurt and i tried to stop. During class he stares at me!" "this is really confusing and it hurts.. a lot..."

A good lesson in the power of being unpredictable and unreadable.