How to Pass Household Shit Tests

bonerdude420 · 2016-12-29T08:19:41+00:00

This is the dumbest wall of text. Don't be passive aggressive and try play a woman's game.

First levels of dread plus compliment/directly show appreciation for her domestic work is far simpler and more effective

DonaldBaelish · 2016-12-29T12:46:48+00:00

Mate , if you are living with a girl and you are doing all the household shit by yourself , why are you even living with her? Don't you have better things to do? What is this 50/50 passive agressive shit?

Living with a single mom means you are never going to be her first priority , so in that scenario , it would be normal for you to come second. Thats why we don't date single moms. Sex is amazing , but that is where the list ends.

Yes , I cook for myself , clean for myself and do all my household shit , but I live alone. I do that for myself. But if my LTR is at my place , you bet she is cooking me steak and helping me with whatever I tell her to do.

Mecha75 · 2016-12-29T13:20:12+00:00

What the hell did i just read?

Cincinnativiabelfast · 2016-12-29T16:56:35+00:00

Congratulations, you're an asshole

shivatalwar · 2016-12-29T07:45:19+00:00

dude this is gold....i luckily haven't hit that point yet she always cooks cleans and does shit for me idunno why maybe I do some of this subconsciously.

JaZZeRiNo · 2016-12-29T08:47:35+00:00

"Sometimes I'd pick up my plate softly and put it down loudly again so that she thought I was cooking for her too." That made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while.

whatsthisgarg · 2016-12-29T18:34:54+00:00

Title should have been How to Be a Passive-Aggressive Douchebag and Tolerate a Low-Quality Woman

Bonus: All these techniques will work great while you're living with your mom. When she realizes she doesn't have to do your laundry anymore, wow.

Title	How to Pass Household Shit Tests
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Date	December 29, 2016 7:26 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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