Should jail time, like 6 months, be added to one's story, as a DHV. Or probabation. Or criminal activity, like selling drugs.

Ive decided I need to make up 6 month stays in different parts of the world, to account for chunks of my life for the past 5 years. I can pull it off. Im not gonna go overboard. Maybe Montreal, Toronto, and a foreign place (maybe Hong Kong, Barcelona). Im wondering if i can also throw in jail time or criminal activity, too.