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[–]1bradyo29 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's a huge difference between telling jokes and being quick witted. The latter is much more preferable.
[–]JirosGyros[S] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. I just want a joke or two that I could have up my sleeve. I normally make people laugh but it can't hurt to be well rounded.
[–]7Vega4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I tell jokes to other dudes but not to women. I exclude them because they're too sensitive. When deliberately and obviously excluded they seem even more interested but no matter how hard they beg I'll never share my jokes with them. Here's one of my personal favorites:
This old guy and his broad are married but they hate each other. One night he stumbles home plastered out of his mind with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying on the couch watching tv when he staggers in the door and says, "This is that fuckin pig I told you about." She starts laughing and says, "That's a sheep you sloppy drunk." He turns to her and says, "Shut the fuck up. I wasn't talkin to you."
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't tell jokes man. Not only should you be having natural conversations but it screams "give me validation!" Total frame killer as far as I'm concerned.
Be funny if you want but only within context of the situation, this isn't year 6 (5th grade) anymore dude.
[–]16 MGaiusScaevolus0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
LOL, feminists can't change anything.
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