A little backstory for now. Well, I was gonna spend the night in but my boy hit me up to go to the bar. Didn't wanna drink but I still went just to hang out. It was a bar that closes at 3 so we stayed till three. There was 4 of us, we were watching this girl acting a fool. She ended up getting kicked out, tried to fight with this girl and her aunt(I do not know) So we were all going to leave when I decided to just go up to the girl who almost got in a fight with this crazy chick. We were talking to her a bit so wasn't like I approached a complete stranger. Asked what was that about and then asked if she wanted to come with us and drink a bit more. She was down, so we went to my boy's crib and it was chill. She was feeling up my boy(lets call him F). So we are at the house just hanging out. I was playing MK and she wanted to join. Forgot how because this was a while back. But I ended up taking her to the bathroom and at that moment I said whatever and went for it. We started making out, it was pretty heavy. That was until my other boy (Rabbit) for some reason tackled the door. Typical blue pill guy, has trouble talking to girls, usually ends up showering them with gifts and taking them to fancy dinners with no call backs. I think he was jealous because he knew what we were doing and wanted to stop it. Not the first time he has done it, has done it to other people sadly. Anyways at that point I was just meh I wanna play MK. F suggested we just whip it out to see what she will do. I said nah, feels weird doing that in front of my boys. She was laying down, she was tipsy and all of a sudden F just straight up gets on the bed and shoves his crotch right at her face. He wasn't pulling it out but it was there at her face. Took her a second to just grab it and start sucking it in front of all of us. He said that he told her he was kidding but she aggressively starts taking it out. It gets wild after that. My last boy (Dude) suggested she take off her shirt. All of sudden she rips her shirt off like the fucking incredible hulk( we nicknamed her the Incredible Thot) and starts attacking both Dude and F ripping their shirts off. Sadly Rabbit the blue pill that he is starts kissing her, deep tonguing. Guys after you see a girl giving a guy head do not proceed to kiss her hard...Anyways you can see she didn't want to do anything with him. And wanted pretty much the three of us. I admit I did some things but not kiss her. This went on for a while, we didn't do anything we stopped except Rabbit who tried to take advantage to the point we had to tell him to stop.

In the end she stayed over F. And apparently he got a little head. He gave her a fake phone number. Me and Rabbit got her FB.

It was a weird ass night. After I looked at her FB and found out she was married to some guy. And apparently the following week she was pregnant. Crazy. Felt bad for the guy because I am pretty sure we could have all had our way with her and she would have loved it.

Things I learned: Even when you marry some girl, you just can't take the hoe out of her *Never hurts to ask *Just go for it, go for that kiss, or that crazy thing you wanna do *Don't make out with a girl that just gave some guy head *You never know how a night will turn out, just have fun *NO MEANS NO**