In general I don't buy in to a lot of principles of this sub (I agree with many, just mainly not on a lot of distinctions made between the behaviour of men and women) but I'm not here to debate!

I do appreciate the analytical approach taken in this sub towards relationships. So I'll jump into it:

I've been hanging out with a smoking hot Spanish girl recently, who is great company. However, every now and then she does what I think you guys call Shit-Tests. For example, the other day we were arranging a time to meet up and she said something along the lines of: "even if I'm late you'll wait for me anyway".

And today I was jokingly telling her she should go back to Spain, and she responded with: "Ok, you won't see me again bye!"

Clearly not serious, but I'm not sure what the best way to respond to these is without looking like a schmuck.