Every day some jackoff writes about a plateon asktrp.

Plate apparently means anything from, "this girl I want to fuck".... to "my common law wife".

So in the interest of a midmorning rant and potentially saving myself and others a bit of"ARRRGGGHH!", please read this before posting yet another bullshit plate story.

But, even before that....

Here's another massive peeve of mine.

Don't do this.

If you write a narrative, DO NOT CHANGE THE NAMES TO "girl b" or "cunt3" or any other placeholders.

Names are symbols. Already placeholders. Humans are used to that. When I say "Cunt Carol" you build a picture in your mind of what Cunt Carol is. So when I say " Cunt Carol" again, you already have that association built into the narrative. Doesn't matter if it's an accurate depiction, just that it is an enduring image.

But if I replace "Cunt Carol" with "girl A", there is no associated image. So my brain has to pull me out of your story, assign an image of cunt Carol and match it with "girl A". Every fucking time. I don't even read narratives like that anymore. Doing a three symbol jump every time a placeholder is mentioned is just not worth it.

And to get meta for a minute, What the fuck do you think you're doing? This is an anon forum, you're telling an anon story to a bunch of anon guys. Just make up some goddamn names.

OK, Back to plates.

Potential plate....... JfC. Just stop. Every girl on the damn planet is a "potential plate". Fuck off. If you're NOT FUCKING HER, she's NOT A PLATE. Wishful thinking doesn't count unless you're in an animated Disney cartoon. Stop typing potential plate. It's pathetic, Gaston.

Spinning Plates. Youtube Henrik Bothe to see exactly why having non-exclusive relationships with multiple women is called spinning plates.

Required reading.... Rollo....

Plate Theory

Plate Theory 2

A plate is a girl you're ONLY having non exclusive sex with. Period. Full Stop.

You go on dates? Not a Plate.

Got one plate?. Not a plate... you have a relationship.

She knows your mom? Not a plate.

Texts you anything other than booty call logistics? Not a plate.

You know her gay best friend? Not a plate.

The entire point of using the plate analogy is that you're dividing your attention between multiple tasks, trying to keep the show going on, but are ok if a plate falls and shatters, because you have an entire box of replacement plates ready to go hidden under the table.

So, are you entertaining yourself and the crowd, or are you sitting at home lying to yourself?

Don't spin plate.