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[–]Katavasis15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey, i started walking down the street naked and punching every guy i see.Also i dragged a bitch down to my pillow-free bed.
MY T IS OFF THE ROOF. /TROLL
[–]NameOfAction11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I gave away my matress. Now I sleep on broken glass and rusty nails. My dick has grown 6 inches. Totally works, brah.
[–]Officer_Dick_Johnson7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Pffff... That's bitch made, man. You want to be alpha, try sleeping under the cold shower.
[–]volvofixplease 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take this creative energy you have and put it into something of value. I laughed but that is as much as your post is worth, good luck.
[–]Metal_Sonic7[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, your compliment raised my test levels a bit :]
[–]TheOneWhoKnoxs7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On my quest to raise my T levels, I've found the best way is to quit your job, lose your home, and abandon your friends. By living under a bridge and starving, your body will think that it's in danger and your T levels will go up in order to increase your chances of survival.
[–]Anon2414694 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
If this somehow did increase your test levels, it's definitely NOT because your body thinks it's in a cave or some dangerous environment. Rather, it could be due to the fact that the cervical spine is better aligned without a pillow, so the reduced tension may help things along.
But, in general, this sounds like bs
[–]Metal_Sonic7[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No it isn't, try it sometime! You'll be having bathroom-club sex in no time you stud!
[–]Anon241469-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I have tried it. Although I usually find it a little too different from using a pillow, so it is hard to fall asleep, and so I compromise by resting my head on a folded blanket.
[–]Metal_Sonic7[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because the folded blanket is soft, I reckon your body didn't see any need to increase test levels :[ sorry bro
[–]zepelino 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my sinusitis grow to infinite levels when I don't have access to a pillow
[–]PM_ME_BIG_DUCK_PICS1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My testosterone levels saw a rise after reading this post already. Maybe because i got angry over this shit.
[–]HookersAndBlow4ME 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This belongs with the "go get punched in the face" thread
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