Summary Without a doubt my favorite animal is the majestic Hamster. It's known that they are capable of running swiftly through terrain that many other animals would falter and stumble through. In fact they can run across even the logically impossible terrain. In some instances they can tunnel (much like an electron tunnels) and appear anywhere, inconceivably anywhere. They are swift and sure like the morning sun. And like the morning sun, they are predictable. So why not pull up a chair and learn how to train your hamster?

Don't Train; Run In most situations when a hamster wheel starts a spinning, you should WALK AWAY and never communicate with the woman again. Probably because the woman just did something fucked up and you got better shit to do than try to train a hamster. But in some unfortunate situations (say if you're lost at sea) you might need this particular woman on your ship for a little while longer and you probably do not want that hamster setting fires. Because they do that too.

Rule 1 The Hamster must run. Many do not realize this fact. They know that they do run, but don't realize that's their only option. No matter the terrain, no matter the situation, no matter the obstacles: that hamster surely will spin it's hamster wheel. Know it. Anticipate it. Guide it.

Okay....? There are some rare situations where a long term relationship requires dealing with the same woman for a long long time. Allowing her hamster to run where it naturally wants to could be devastating to your health, your car's paint job, your surprise baby, or your life. Anticipating the mighty hamster and preparing a path in advance allows you to control REALITY. Literally. I've been clowning around here but this is important. Let me put it in bold because it should be a fucking golden rule in the red pill. If you can control the path of a woman's hamster you literally control reality for that woman.

An Example There is another guide on this forum I have written where I went up against the most feared opponent on the red pill: A crazy baby mama in the family court system. Crazy baby mama did crazy baby mama shit and basically it didn't work. I emerged without suffering a single defeat (so far). Due to my stoicism, my amorphous nature, my long term planning, maintaining frame, and the rest I had painted a picture where I just wanted to be a part of my daughters life and I have no idea why Mom is acting the way she is (all true). She threw a lot of mud and in the end she was the only one with mud on her.

But... I don't Want 18 years of Drama My last and most important plan was to have that hamster run straight into the reality I created for it. At some point the female will realize (usually through some external validation I.E. other people's opinions) that she is the fucked up one. She started telling me stories like, "My friends asked me if I had a criminal record. Like no one can believe you are getting this much time with her [our daughter]." Let's put this another way, my friends are trying to figure out how I'm the fucked up one since I'm the mom and I lost. C'mon hamster wheel do your thing!

I don't know what your tell tale sign will be, but there will be some alarm in your head that must sound like this: She's gotta know she's the crazy one. This electric shock will waken the hamster (for the woman is never the crazy one) and he will start to spin wildly. Who the fuck knows where he will spin to.

Step 2 Interject and absolve her of her guilt with a version of reality she can readily tell other people and most importantly that she herself can believe.

Here is what I did (look up you got a stranger pregnant: a guide for some back story): When I beat her in court and it became obvious that she was the fucked up one I began crafting a version of history where "WE" didn't trust each other and "WE" went to war with each other thinking the other person was not going to be a good parent. "WE" were both wrong (thank god). Once "WE" realize that we were wrong we were just too far into the custody battle to easily pull out (and I'm bad at pulling out anyway.. ha... ha..).

She was worried about what my family thinks of her and I told her that I told them that we just didn't trust each other with the most important person in our worlds. "I guess that's why you don't have a baby with a stranger." I've created a reality where she wasn't crazy, she was doing the same thing I was doing, what any normal rational person would do. I make that frame, that reality so strong she's forced to play along. That's how you lull a hamster back to sleep.

Spin for the Hamster, it's lazy. I absolve her of guilt by indicating that I made the same mistake she did. I then move the hamsters path (her reality) from continuing to blame me for her actions (in her original reality she was the poor defenseless single mom and I was the crazy one) to a place where we both made a mistake that any parent would make (oh yeah I'm not crazy for trying to protect a newborn from a stranger, anyone would do that). You're never going to get her to admit she was wrong and if you try she'll just do more crazy shit. So why not agree with her actions with a strong stoic frame and claim you would have done the same thing if the situations where reversed?