u/whatevesbro has asked me to post a FR about bagging a Brazilian tourist in 30 mins or so...

It was a Tuesday evening, and I was joining a few work colleagues at a presentation being given by a fairly well known developer in my fields community. After it, 4 of us went to a bar across the road. The bar is on a street called The Royal Mile in the center of Edinburgh, and if you know Edinburgh, you will know this is one of the most popular places for tourists as it leads to the castle.

I get us to sit at a table next to the main entrance so I can keep an eye on who comes in. After a few drinks I head out for a smoke. While standing outside, a couple walks past me, and straight away the girls is making strong eye contact, she holds it while she walks past me, turning her head to maintain it as they enter the bar. Intriguing.

I enter the venue and notice them standing at the bar, ordering a drink, the girl is still staring at me. At this point I'm still not sure about doing the approach, a male/female set of tourists usually end up being boyfriend/girlfriend (which can go interesting, I have banged a girl who was on holiday with her boyfriend because she really wanted to sleep with someone from Scotland). I join into my friends conversation, keeping an eye on her and making faces at her when we make strong eye contact, she smiles or laughs.

About 15 mins pass, and I notice she is arguing with the guy she is with, lots of hand movement, he tries to drag her away from the bar. After a few minutes of this, he storms out the bar. Game on.

I head out for a smoke, and when I enter the girl is standing with the back to the bar, her body full open, plans out, legs apart, and she is eye fucking me the entire time I am walking to my friends. I stand at my group:

"Guys, it's my round, what do you want?"

I get the orders and then tell them "Look, I'm going to be returning with someone, but I really need a piss, so can you keep her company for me?"

I am meet with disbelief, and mocking, as always. "STFU scottishredpill"

I head to the bar and stand next to her with her on my right, I raise my right foot onto the bar foot rest, so I have to turn my head to engage with her and she turns and faces me, her left side is pointed towards the bar. I turn to her:

"Hi"

"Hi" in a thick accent

"Tourist?"

"Yes, is it the accent?"

"No, it's the backpack and the god awful trainers you are wearing"

"Haha" touches my arm "Are they that bad?"

I move my body, swapping my feet around so I can face her a little more, I place my hand on her right hip and look her up and down "They are truly terrible, I wouldn't be seen dead in something similar!"

She places her hand on the wrist of the arm I have on her hip, smiling "Ha, I have nice shoes, I like nice shoes"

"Liar"

She squeezes my arm and laughs. I notice the barman is waiting, so I drop my hand and return to my original position and order the drinks.

"I am here with my brother, we are visiting Scotland for a few weeks"

"Is that right?"

"Yes, we arrived in Edinburgh yesterday"

"Seen much of the city?"

"Yes, we went to the castle and some other places"

"Wearing your terrible shoes"

Laughing "Yes, wearing my terrible shoes"

At this point the barman has finished pours mt drinks "Grab those beers for me, I'm sitting over here"

I grab two of the drinks and walk off, and she follows. On reaching my group, I tell her whose drinks she had and introduce her to the group and I get her to sit on a bench

"Wait here, I need to go to the toilet, my friends won't bite."

She laughs and nods and I head to the toilet.

As I return, she is staring at me and smiling. I sit next to her, and she moves her legs to bring them onto the bench, knees pointed towards me, legs apart.

I start discussing her plans for her trip, turns out she is leaving the next day and travelling to a part of the country I know well to do some hiking, so I recommend some places, making sure to bring in emotional phrases.

"It's amazing walking up some of the hills here, reaching the top and looking over the deep valleys is awe inspiring, really takes your breath away and feel so lucky to live in a beautiful country"

We discuss clubbing, the kind of music she likes, how their nights start later because clubs close late. During all of this, her hands are either on my thigh, or in my hands and her eye contact is pretty much constant. After about 20 mins or so she starts talking about how she has to have an early night because they are leaving early in the morning. I take this as a signal to move things along.

I tell her I am going out for a smoke, and she says she will join me. I take her hand and lead her out the bar, and as we walk out, I pull her into me and kiss her.

After a few minutes we stop, and she looks at me and says "I am staying at xxx hotel, come with me." (I know the hotel well as an ex and I used to stay there when we visited Edinburgh before I moved through)

"I can't, I have work tomorrow, got to behave on a school night"

"You don't strike me as a person who ever behaves"

"Ha, you know me so well already"

"You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you"

"I know, many things are"

"Let's go, I have to go"

"No, I can't, sorry"

"Ok, I am going back to my hotel, I will have a drink at the bar, for one hour, if you change your mind come"

We say good bye and she leaves, I finish my smoke and head back to my friends. After receiving a well done, you got lucky from them, they proceed to rag on my for not bringing her back in, I don't tell them about the hotel (if I'm later for work, the last thing I need is them knowing why) and the one hour time limit I have.

We finish our drinks, and we go our seperate ways, I head to the hotel she mentioned. She is sitting at the bar with a glass of wine, she smiles "I knew you would come"

"Aren't you full of yourself?"

Laughs "I like you" gets up and takes my hand "Let's go to my room" tries to walk from the bar

"Wait, I'm not that easy, you can at least buy me a drink!" tugging her back

Laughing "Stop it, lets go, I have to get up early" and I let her drag me to her room.

She kicks me out as soon as we finish