Why are women like fish?

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Something the fish won’t tell you is that no fish has ever in the history of fishing been caught by a net fisherman only to volunteer a transfer over to the raft of the fisherman with a pole and line.

“Don’t worry, gentle fisherman. If you use a pole and line enough you will eventually catch that one fish that you always wanted! You don’t need to try out lots of different fish or even catch many to be a good fisherman, a real fisherman is happy when he finally happens upon that one special fish!”

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Patrice O'Neal on Fishing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i92lYJvqZGs

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