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where_muh_good_mens · 2019-09-25T20:16:14+00:00

But your title doesn't describe anything about the post. Please repost it with a title that is relevant to her, not your feelings. I.e.

She has mastered sex, but forgot to get to know any good men along the way. Can anyone guess why?

MarkBoabaca · 2019-09-25T20:20:38+00:00

Wants to settle down with three boys from two different fathers ... who are non-existent. Doesn't want to talk about the reality that she is a walking train wreck.

Dark humor & sarcasm are just your way of covering up who (or what?) you really are. Broken.

You think you've mastered sex when all you've really "mastered" is the ability to lie there while someone impregnates you. Did that really require a PhD?

Don't swipe right unless you're willing to pay for her mistakes.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-25T20:21:46+00:00

"I want to settle down" - translation: I want your money and help to raise my kids.

"Both fathers..." - slut who can't keep a man. Make no mistake, she drove them off.

"...non-existent" - what are they, dead? Don't lie, bitch.

"...you aren't my therapist" - you couldn't pay me enough to be your therapist, you dumpster fire.

"Witty sarcasm is my thing" - show; don't tell. So far, I'm not seeing much wit.

"Dark humor, also my thing" - ok, what's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? Give up? I DON'T have a red Ferrari in my garage.

"...intelligent and all the good issh" - I have never known an intelligent person to say "issh", even ironically.

"No I don't want to just have sex" - what a shame; that's all you're good for.

"I've obviously mastered that" - first witty thing you've said, and it's admitting to being a slut. Great job. Even worse, you're a slut who refuses to sleep with your bailout Billy Beta. Instead of a whore, you're a ripoff artist.

"Secure the bag" - you are definitely a bag that is NOT worth securing.

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Author	DeepMoment
Upvotes	3
Comments	7
Date	September 25, 2019 8:09 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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