Another "Through the years" post

TheControlsEngineer · 2020-11-07T14:08:11+00:00

Men age 20: Hi would you like to go to dinner?

Men age 25: I can meet you at 9 for drinks, you good with dutch?

Men age 30: Im busy.

Men age 40 and beyond:

BluepillProfessor · 2020-11-07T14:39:18+00:00

Men age 15- I can't stop thinking about sex. If only one of those angels would give me a whiff I could be happy!!!

Men age 20- Still can't stop thinking about sex but starting to realize that not all smellholes are the same and that many are attached to horrible creatures.

Men Age 25- I have found the perfect woman! She is kind, sweet, sexy, and can't get enough of me.

Men Age 28- wedding bells and the first...I just don't feel like it tonight....why do you always want to have sex?

Men Age 30- no sex for 2 years with the wife and now you have a choice- live the incell life while paying for the wife or....Nah, that would be cheating and you took an oath!

Men age 35- no sex for 7 years with the wife now. Either he is getting his needs met elsewhere or he is living a life of masturbation and desperation.

Men age 40- No sex for 12 years with the "wife" now. She is bored. Files for divorce. Takes the children. Takes your money. Moves the pool boy into your old bed. Your 7 year old complains about mommy screaming every night and keeping him up. The judge tells Dad he can only see the kids 1 hour a month supervised since he is such a pervert.

Men Age 42- Living in a trailer by himself. Spends most of the day playing World of Warcraft. Hires escorts twice a month. Is having more sex than he has ever had in his life.

Men Age 42- Ex wife has been thrown off the CC and wants to get back together. Begins screaming and laughing until the men in white coats come to give him a badly needed shot.

ithinkoutloudtoo · 2020-11-07T16:15:02+00:00

Women use sex as a weapon to control men.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-11-07T14:24:41+00:00

Don't forget...

Age 45: I want to speak to the manager!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-07T20:44:29+00:00

Haha, too true.

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-07T23:52:24+00:00

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Title	Another "Through the years" post
Author	DeeplyDisturbed1
Upvotes	591
Comments	40
Date	November 7, 2020 12:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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