Beta mining Basic Instinct Bitch gets Bumped by Bumble

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-12-31T04:21:31+00:00

This post doesn't totally fit the theme of the sub, but the mods have discussed it and decided that it actually adds value to the sub because it shows that all women (read ALL women) have to face the consequences of their actions and the inevitable Wall Strike.

We usually depend on the profile of the THOT in question to provide the necessary information to determine if a profile fits the theme, but considering that she is a public figure we can easily google the history of this woman.

This chick was a top tier A-list Hollywood actress. She was a model, actress, and a 'sex symbol' for many years. While we don't know how many Weinstein-esq cocks she rode before and after her meteoric rise to hob-knob with the Hollywood elite, we do know that she was famous for her beaver shot in Basic Instinct and she has been twice married, twice divorced, and as a strong independent woman has adopted 3 children.

Here we are 27 years after her premo role in Basic Instinct. She has smacked the wall hard and has no career left. She grew accustomed to the attention from top tier Alpha Chad that she had in HollyWierd and assumed that the ride would never end. As a result she didn't choose spouses wisely (contrast with some male actors like Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, or Hugh Jackman) and is a twice divorced single mom digging for scraps of companionship on Bumble. I think that the case can be made that she is an Alpha Widow Leftover. Complete with the middle age spinster's "I want to see the manager" haircut (as can be see with any google search). She was a top tier actress and fucked up her life just like an average Carol that we highlight here each and everyday.

As an ironic side note: I find it funny and extremely telling that the picture in that twitter twat (like many on line dating profiles) doesn't show what she really looks like now.

While we make fun of lots of things here and we hope to help men, it is not beyond the possibility that women lurk and possibly learn from the sub also. This sub can not only help men identify the pitfalls of relationships with women but can also act as a "what not to do with you life" type of post for those women lurking in the shadows here. This woman's life has had a ballisti trajectory. She went from a nobody to an A-list Hollywood celebrity and back down to a nobody lurking on online dating services to find a man. Even some of the twatterverse comments confirm the dread that the average woman feels when considering the possibilities. As seen here

The short version of a long story is that ALL WOMEN's sexual market value goes down with age. At some point each and every one of them smack face first into the wall. If they squandered their assets at a young age, then they have a smaller and smaller opportunity to find a Good Man each minute that passes by.

Some of her relationship failures can be found by doing a simple google search, but this article shows most of the highlights. When reading through her background you should keep in mind that each and every "relationship" that she had that ended was an opportunity for her to "settle down" with a Good Man that she squandered (and a bullet dodged by each man.)

Thanks to u/moorekom for the article links and opinion.

TGWWHOW · 2019-12-31T04:48:58+00:00

I don't know about you guys, but she literally gave this entire sub a wonderful gift.

this bitch was standing on the very top and looked down on us as she was a damn deity herself, until the wall hit and suddenly she is actually looking for crumbs of attention and asking the question that no one expected to ask "where are all the good men?".

this is karmic retribution in full effect, even she couldn't do shit against the wall and she was forced to look for some beta cuck to settle down with, someone who compared to the literal giga-chads she used to hang out with simply can't ever hope to compete, let alone raise to 1% of who these men at the top were in their prime and still are.

forever used and discarded like a cheap condom, this totally made my day and signals that 2020 will be a good year.

forgetfulkiwi7 · 2019-12-31T13:40:37+00:00

I don't know. It seems kinda fake to me. Is it plausible that Bumble paid her to tweet this?

trashretardcunt · 2019-12-31T18:48:14+00:00

Nobody expects an old person with her prestige to be using a mobile app for dating civilian whores and fuckboys. That’s why she was banned. Because nobody would expect her to stoop to this level, and if you ask me she ruins her prestige by doing shit like this. It’s like a rich person shopping at the dollar store.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-12-31T17:54:23+00:00

Don't shut me out of the hive

I know she meant this as a dig at Bumble (what with their mascot being a bumblebee), but it could ironically also be seen as a Freudian slip, seeing as how women have a have mind

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-31T07:46:54+00:00

Nah. Fumble closed her account because she's too old! Even a site such as that has a limit on how over the hill you are.

2020-01-01T01:51:52+00:00

Oh boy Sharon babe..

Her legs crossing scene in Basic Instinct was like porn to me when I saw it during my teens lol

2020-01-01T23:02:37+00:00

Why does she have to be a cunt about it and call the company out online for “excluding” her? It’s obviously totally reasonable for people to think it’s a fake account and for bumble to get rid of fake accounts.

This just shows that women are fucking brainless and literally just use whatever words they think will get them what they want. Truth, ideas, theories... THEY DO NOT CARE. These are all simply methods of extraction for them to get what they want.

Stunner900 · 2020-01-03T03:39:26+00:00

It's a Bumble add, they are marketing that,"we have celebrities".

Title	Beta mining Basic Instinct Bitch gets Bumped by Bumble
Author	alphabachelor
Upvotes	101
Comments	31
Date	December 30, 2019 9:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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