Nevermore

MintNova · 2020-02-14T21:18:42+00:00

Brilliant.

YouPeopleAreGarbage · 2020-02-15T00:01:00+00:00

Bitch better not be rapping on my chamber door.

R41nmaker · 2020-02-14T21:34:36+00:00

Edgar Allan Poe can distinguish friend from foe. Poe knows that Tyrone is a friend who turned foe by engaging in coitus with the whore who is 44.

The whore who is 44 realized that the foe Tyrone is gone. Tyrone has engaged in coitus and wants nothing more. “Nevermore will I be a whore,” said the whore at 44, “for I shall remain celibate and cast a bait until I catch a mate before I turn 48.”

“Once I have tricked a mate with my bait, I shall bear a child, acquire half of the mate’s assets, and again go into the wild with a smile.”

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-15T09:50:55+00:00

This has been posted previously, and /u/xkulp8 had one of the best responses I've ever seen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/e8op87/comment/faea62x

ToshinRaiizen · 2020-02-14T23:38:49+00:00

Poe is my favorite Goth Kid from South Park.

ImAllegory · 2020-02-15T06:00:44+00:00

Chicks who want kids who end up not being able to is tragic to see. Cats are basically the same thing im sure.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-02-15T00:24:18+00:00

I see they are also men of culture.

Stateist555 · 2020-02-14T22:38:48+00:00

Gold

jb_golden · 2020-02-15T05:28:29+00:00

It's pretty sad, lol.

Bitch, you can't clean your room, how are you going to deal with a special needs child.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-02-15T15:28:20+00:00

Sniff! It's beautiful.

Soulsaversara · 2020-02-17T23:03:29+00:00

Its possible to have children in your 40s. Not common but not that rare

angelrock420 · 2020-03-08T04:11:17+00:00

Edgar Allen Bro 👊

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-02-14T21:50:05+00:00

Didn't Poe marry his 13 year old niece when he was 26?

Title	Nevermore
Author	aucran
Upvotes	409
Comments	21
Date	February 14, 2020 7:26 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f3xahc/nevermore/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/nevermore.341941 https://theredarchive.com/post/341941

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