"Potential dates checklist."

Humulus_Lupulus1992 · 2017-08-24T12:52:17+00:00

And she brings...

bama79rolltide · 2017-08-24T13:51:17+00:00

An IQ of 150?

EconomicsofSex · 2017-08-24T17:46:53+00:00

Basically she wants a nanny who pays to be her babysitter.

Devilsgun · 2017-08-24T23:49:15+00:00

I don't want to settle for a "mere miracle" (i.e. ANY guy that would Step Up To The Plate and $tepdaddy for some other dude's bastard spawn), I want A Goddamned Miracle, you know, like Pretty Woman but with a kid crying through the whole fucking thing.

Yeah, that's reasonable. I have sagging titties and a cavernous vaj to throw in to the bargain as well.

zardoz68 · 2017-08-25T07:12:07+00:00

I check all those boxes, plus I have a big dick.

Resolution: PASS

DAFERG · 2017-08-28T04:30:18+00:00

None of that seems like high standards, other than the 150 IQ which isn't much lower than Einstein's.

Mick_Donalds · 2017-08-28T07:14:58+00:00

There's no way.

Has to be a fake profile. She can't be that stupid and nai--.....

almost forgot what year I'm living in

Literallyslime · 2017-08-25T09:12:30+00:00

The 5'3 is the thing throwing me off the most, unless she is a literal dwarf?

Adamn27 · 2017-08-25T14:44:20+00:00

-must work on cars

FUCK, I'm out.

Title	"Potential dates checklist."
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	64
Comments	31
Date	August 24, 2017 12:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/6vqjfm/potential_dates_checklist/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/potential-dates-checklist.350820 https://theredarchive.com/post/350820

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