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[–]Humulus_Lupulus199234 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And she brings...
[–]Cunt_RobberJr. Hamster Analyst54 points55 points56 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More problems than shes worth
[–]Humulus_Lupulus19927 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Interesting username ha
[–]Bomcom17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At the very least a baby you get to pay for. Who doesn't want to pay for someone else's baby?
[–]autistcel14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's young though. Plus she has low standards for height. That iq though. Probably trolling
[–]bama79rolltide26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago* (12 children) | Copy Link
An IQ of 150?
[–]Original_DanksterSr. Hamster Analyst26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think people realize how rare an IQ of 150 really is. I mean, somebody with a 115 comes across as pretty clever, 130 and they're uncommonly brilliant.
[–]bautin7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think she'd be able to comprehend what an IQ of 150 would seem like.
Or what she'd seem like to her.
You ever watch someone trying to do something you find simple? And you watch them fail and fail and fail, not even seeming to grasp the most basic concept? And you get frustrated.
That's your life at 150.
[–]SaltyNugget013 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Height 5'3? Seems fake/troll
[–]Sturm_Templar8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's probably her height, and she probably wants someone taller than she is.
Also, "must be straight" seems obvious at first, but it's probably intended to weed out bisexual people.
I'm not so sure it's a troll.
[–]metric_units3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
metric units bot | feedback | source | stop | v0.5.2
[–]PM_ME_UR_NAKED_TITS4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Good bot
[–]metric_units19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You will be spared in the robot uprising
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[–]MisterKnightly2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good Bot.
[–]Pfoenix1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good bot. Please spare me too, thanks.
[–]Tom_Bombadilesq0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
bad bot
[–]metric_units5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, I was just trying to help (◕‸ ◕✿)
[–]EconomicsofSex 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically she wants a nanny who pays to be her babysitter.
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't want to settle for a "mere miracle" (i.e. ANY guy that would Step Up To The Plate and $tepdaddy for some other dude's bastard spawn), I want A Goddamned Miracle, you know, like Pretty Woman but with a kid crying through the whole fucking thing.
Yeah, that's reasonable. I have sagging titties and a cavernous vaj to throw in to the bargain as well.
[–]zardoz683 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I check all those boxes, plus I have a big dick.
Resolution: PASS
[–]PenisTorvalds1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You really have an iq of >= 150?
[–]zardoz681 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yep. 153. I admit not by much, but it’s still a check.
[–]PenisTorvalds1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yo thats pretty cool. I hope you get good use out of it
[–]zardoz680 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My GF doesn’t mind one bit.
[–]DAFERG4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
None of that seems like high standards, other than the 150 IQ which isn't much lower than Einstein's.
[–]bautin4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's put it this way. 14.5% of the population is over 6'0". 0.1% of the population has an IQ of 150 or above.
You'd have an easier time finding someone who is over 6 foot tall than finding a literal genius.
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's no way.
Has to be a fake profile. She can't be that stupid and nai--.....
almost forgot what year I'm living in
[–]Literallyslime0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The 5'3 is the thing throwing me off the most, unless she is a literal dwarf?
[–]metric_units0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'3" | 1.60 metres metric units bot | feedback | source | stop | v0.6.2
[–]Adamn271 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
-must work on cars
FUCK, I'm out.
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