"Reasons why I'm single."

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2017-12-28T15:23:56+00:00

If that perfect guy is indeed falling from the sky, hopefully he sees what he’s in for and just doesn’t open the parachute.

WAH_FML · 2017-12-28T15:13:59+00:00

Only bad boy you get with a church guy is he secretly takes crystal meth and has gay sex in craigslist behind your back.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2017-12-28T16:44:23+00:00

I love her demands. She brings absolutely nothing to a relationship, why are women so typical?

VelvetGlass · 2017-12-28T20:18:20+00:00

I read too many romance novels that feature a personified male amalgam of unattainable perfection and can't understand why fiction is not reality

OctopusGun2 · 2017-12-28T20:17:28+00:00

Browsing through this sub is like a constant battle of trying not to smash my phone against a wall.

BewareTheOldMan · 2017-12-28T22:56:47+00:00

So...she's looking for a man with Bad Boy style, but has a relationship with Jesus? Essentially two polar opposites.

Jesus would have a huge difference of opinion on allowing a Bad Boy in his circle. We all know what happened when Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver...he was arrested, tortured, and wound up crucified to death somewhere on a cross.

She might want to be careful as she may get what she's asking for...

Traksimuss · 2017-12-28T20:03:23+00:00

Sorry honey, Dorian Grey is currently unavailable.

polakfury · 2017-12-28T15:31:42+00:00

No Go Zone

kyledontcare · 2017-12-30T06:11:57+00:00

Here's the bad news: You can't have a relationship with Christ and be a Christian and be a bad boy. (Read 1 Corinthians 13; Matthew 5:1-11; Exodus Chapter 20; 2 Peter 1: 4-8)

BluepillProfessor · 2017-12-30T02:26:59+00:00

So....fried ice.

KingFish900 · 2018-01-03T04:19:09+00:00

This dude's personality alone is so nuanced she's already aiming for 0.05% of guys, add in he's hot and has a good job she's literally looking no one.

I honestly don't think anyone in America fully fills her criteria.

JustTryingToMaintain · 2018-01-03T19:40:10+00:00

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Title	"Reasons why I'm single."
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	178
Comments	25
Date	December 28, 2017 2:40 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/7mmy0c/reasons_why_im_single/
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