Simple & self-evident: womyn have standards so low they're underground. Wowzers. The fairer sex is starving for positive masculinity (adoration). I'd sell my kidney and spend the earnings on our first date and lots of martinis for hyr divine lips.

kfree313 · 2019-12-28T00:00:21+00:00

Penis envy is real . Don’t sleep

SuperGoxxer · 2019-12-28T00:52:19+00:00

Wait a sec.

Slight cleft chin... "you must treat me like a king"....

Tranny? Just getting one of those weird vibes here.

Emervila · 2019-12-28T00:04:08+00:00

error 404 male not found.

This is top delusion. I wanted just to read and laugh without writing anything but I noticed this:

You must treatme like a king

She wants an Alpha Male (good job, hot, personality, good in bed) to be the woman, she wants him to be the woman on the relationship. She is the king (not Queen) and he will be the female peasant.

This carol has unlocked a new level on the bonkers building. Looking for an Alpha male who wants to be the woman in the relationship...

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-12-27T23:52:01+00:00

I think this is a man's profile. M seeking M.

HardEarnedVictory · 2019-12-28T01:01:56+00:00

You must compliment me even when I'm covered in dog shit

But don't you see, Carol?

The Carousel was a journey of self-discovery. You've proved to the world that it's not the outside that matters, but what is on the inside. You're not covered in dogshit: the dogshit was inside you all along.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-28T00:41:20+00:00

To be that stretched out by 19. Alpha-widowed like whoa.

OfficialTechLead · 2019-12-28T03:53:53+00:00

like a king? secretly trans?

Thetrvler · 2019-12-28T09:26:06+00:00

There are usually 2 extremes of women under 25:

She has low self esteem, usually tied to her not thinking she’s pretty like the other girls. Women only act like decent humans when their self esteem takes a hit so these will be good girlfriends and possibly good wives.
She’s been getting railed out since she was 12 on a daily basis so she is completely numb to average guys by the time she hits 19-20 so she needs an extreme (workhorse for her lifestyle/money/crazier sex/sports star/tall/a guy with rich parents/you get the gist).

2 is where this girl (and Id say 80% of girls) falls into. The entitled life she’s had was a drug (being born a genetically attractive female). It’s all she can do. This type of girl is no different than a heroin addict- she’s hooked on being young and hot and guys lining up for her. She’s high off it.

Around 27 is when the being “strung out” signs will start to show- babies by different men/working entry-level jobs/ losing her youth and beauty/etc.

An_average_one · 2019-12-28T03:03:20+00:00

Does she know kings had tress and got assassinated?

oxyoxyboi · 2019-12-28T04:47:28+00:00

I will swipe right fo sure, lol bullshit

subaruguy14 · 2019-12-28T13:08:00+00:00

Ah that 19 year old entitlement. The market is the market, as she will soon figure out. If she’s lucky she will get picked up in a sports car or two before she’s used up and posted on here as a single mom.

mblazin1532 · 2019-12-29T04:59:22+00:00

This bitch has to be joking? This can't be real?

geyejoe7 · 2019-12-28T07:17:38+00:00

I love these entitled ****** who think they are owed the world for looking above average and have XX chromosomes.

mvlock · 2019-12-28T20:29:30+00:00

its like she is trying to describe

a man boy that is not boy but also not a man

yea she is just nutz :D

dwc151 · 2019-12-29T16:55:20+00:00

"Massage me at all times"?

What about when I have to go to work? Or she's asleep?

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