Gentlemen: I suck at stories, let me explain.

Past.

I've had some past success with women, several ONSs and 1 very LTR HB9 (it was shit, thank you for asking) that ended a few months ago.

I lift and have done for years, naturally extroverted, quick witted, at least reasonably attractive, confident in other areas of my life, passionate about my job, present moment aware etc ...

LTR and I had so much counselling on and off for years because the sex died and I thought that might help, obviously it didn't (actually I now realize it couldn't). I struggled and had a miserable home-life for YEARS (am 34)

Discovered TRP 25th Dec 16

Thank you. You have collectively explained so much, I also hated the world for at least a week after reading it all. Focused again now though and am making better choices from here on out.

Present:

I live in a small town so internet dating is a must, no clubs around and almost every women is either old, a child or pushing a pram.

Friends are all married with kids, some have similar problems to my past LTR.

I'll leave the rest of the details out but here's the crux

Most of the RP content I can reasonably achieve, but the stories to tell women ...

I work in computing where nothing of interest ever happens.

I had a boring relationship where nothing interesting ever happened either.

I was so perma-drunk throughout my late teens / early 20s I really can't remember much, and what I do doesn't DHV.

Sure, there's humur in the lads holidays / hobbies I have but they don't DHV either. They're just funny because my mate got "turned down" by a prostitute or whatever.

Do I just need to go out and do crazy shit until I have something worthwhile to talk about?

To clarify: I WILL make this happen, this is NOT going to be a stumbling block, but it goes easier with a bit of help.