I [30] found out my LTR [27] of a year had a fuck buddy right before me. That’s cool and all, but physically, his SMV is much higher than mine and he was way out of her league. I have higher status and more money. They fucked for a couple months.

I don’t know how it ended between them, but I REALLY want to test hypergamy and see if I can bait her. I’m a business and home owner and would like to settle down soon so I can have kids. AWALT, but this chick seems like one of the better ones and I would like to verify she’s on the “least likely” side of the hypergamy spectrum.

I have a spare phone she doesn’t know about.

If I could get into her phone, how fucked up would it be to change his number in her phone to my spare number and pretend to be him?