Are these shit tests?

redhawkes · 2018-04-30T10:46:32+00:00

She's hot and sex with her is amazing so I wouldn't really want to just next her.

You're knee deep in oneitis.

Another thing, why you take girls seriously?

Women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate.

She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security.

-Roissy, Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

Girl: How was your weekend?

Me: ~~I did X~~ Awesome

Me: Some cute, funny line about us

Girl: You're so lame!

Cringe. Anyways, reframe, well it seems like lame guys are your type.

It's just a playful banter, don't take it seriously. You can't go wrong with Amused Mastery.

Westerncaesar · 2018-04-30T10:31:56+00:00

Tell her you smashed her BFF. See if she thinks your lame then.

LogicalWinner · 2018-04-30T23:13:42+00:00

Here's where you fucked up:

Me: Some cute, funny line about us

It's cute how you eat right out of her hand. You're like a petting zoo animal.

BJJTallon · 2018-04-30T16:02:51+00:00

Eat her ass brah, you got this.

vandaalen · 2018-04-30T11:36:55+00:00

I wouldn't really want to just next her.

And why on fucking earth would you even consider nexting her? For what?

Title	Are these shit tests?
Author	in_monk_mode
Upvotes	2
Comments	7
Date	April 30, 2018 10:22 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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