My text game is kinda shit, need an example from you guys

Her: Hey

Her: Do you have a dishwasher?

Me: Depends

Her: On what?

Me: On what your plans are with my dishwasher

Her: Well I don't have any specific plans with your dishwasher

Her: Just curious

Her: That's what tinder is for, right?

What's a good reply to this? And how do you not overthink and come up with a playful reply like I should be capable of?