So I slapped a girls ass at a fancy family dinner. At first I though she liked the slap from the grin and she walked away. Later I go to get another martini to relax the my tone. As I take a sip from my martini and feel a light tap on my shoulder. "She wants me I knew it" I thought. As I begin to turn around, its like everything slows down, as if time had taken a dip in speed, as I turned around , to my surprise I was confronted by two hulking white knights of the round table.Before I could blink all I saw was a fist shooting towards me, The football looking preppy got me and I smashed into the table. Long story short she manipulated everyone in my town to hate me