It was a mutual friend of ours' Birthday Party and the previous two parties we had both attended had consisted of me flirting with every girls there and kiss-closing a couple. However this time was different.

The past two occasions she had looked miserable, lurking in the corner as none of my male friends would dare go near my ex (despite the fact she is a solid 9). However she stayed this time and throughout the night she kept getting closer and closer, continually placing herself in my orbit.

Eventually I caved in and said "if you want to dance with me come on over" and I pulled her in. She smiled and almost immediately got murderous glances from her friends.

I took her into the corner of the club and was slowly seducing her despite the constant "n-no... we can't" "I can't kiss you" "I want us to be best friends". We made out in the club. Her friend ran by crying (completely unrelated) so she followed her.

After the party we were both outside (she was still comforting her friend) and I offered for them both to come back to my place. She accepted. Her friend sleeps on my sofa and we go upstairs...

The friend wakes a taxis home. Ex leaves the next morning and texts me when I get home "ahhh I did what I shouldn't have".

I arrange for her to come over tomorrow. Can I keep her as a plate?