Experience with Mormons?

Pitchfork51 · 2017-04-29T23:20:51+00:00

Oh fuck. I almost married a Mormon chick. I can go on for days on this.

Usually it's 6 or so siblings. Generally 4 or so of them are not practicing the shit but you have one random older sibling that is super Mormon then you have the guy that just got back from his mission who is super into it.

The parents are usually super mormon but don't try to push it on you. The dad always loves to talk sports so be well versed in that. (Mormons all push their kids to play sports. And to be fair they all marry within each other and are usually good looking and athletic.)

Just be cool and okay with their shit and hide the fun stuff you do from the parents.

Gets real weird when you go to a wedding and only like 2 of the family members can enter the temple.

Seriously ask me anything. I'm well wellllll versed in this.

I'm gonna assume you are in AZ Utah or California.

Also you have to pretend you like children. There are always a bunch of kids running around.

It's pretty much a bp dream.

If the girl is older than 23 and not married she's a jack Mormon and her family looks down on her.

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2017-04-30T05:10:34+00:00

Grew up in Mormon family. Sorry if this turns into an essay. Would not advise unless you have a lot of experience spinning plates.

Mormonism is more boring than being quality inspector in a white paint factory. It's so un-fun many mormon girls literally go crazy from it. The crazy can be potentially blinding to you if you haven't seen top-level bullshit from women already.

You have the advantage knowing that all women are horny monkeys inside. Simple. They enjoy fun, danger, sex, destruction, and nastiness as much as anybody. Probably more so since mormon women grow up in an environment where those are scarce. This makes it more addictive. Understand the power you have in that regard, be even more irrationally self-confident. They can't get that from literally any other guys they know.

Don't expect a mormon plate to stay in the air for that long. Expect your "turn" with her to be sporadic.

The biggest way "the church" enforces it's members is by getting her family to pressure and bully her if she starts "breaking character." This is devastating for people who don't recognize it for what it is. Do not intervene. You can't fight white knighting with more white knighting. Give 0.00 fucks.So eventually her parents and church friends will start telling her to confess all her dirty sins and go back to church.

Mormonism is especially big on women creating an airtight "good girl/daddy's girl" Persona. And not being honest about their authentic self or reflecting on their feelings.

Expect a lot of LMR/ASD and deal appropriately. She doesn't really mean it. Understand that she probably wants to get laid even more than you do. Treat that as a big shit test, and/or LMR, just like women who talk a lot about feminism. Never argue logically with her beliefs, ever, especially not with a mormon chick. In my opinion anti LMR tactics work especially well because mormonism trains women to be naive.

They'll spend time with you because they're horny and you're a bad boy dark triad, who does and says things that are so bad she can't help being curious. Getting a piece of strange is great when you're horny and in a bind. Also, she's pissed of at her grumpy bitch queen mom and beta white knight dad who is her mom's enforcer. So there's usually the aspect of passive-agressively giving her parent's the finger.

Ultimately the FOG(fear, obligation, and guilt) will kick in. That is, all the compliance tools that every cult-ish group uses. She'll deal with the F.O.G. by trying to use her influence to convert you. Thereby savaging her reputation through proxy. Expect repeated shit tests about going to church events with her and her friend. She's going to cope by viewing you as a "stray" or "project." She actually had godly intentions when she did the dirty deeds with you.

The LDS religion, like many, is condescending as shit.

Deal with this by going silent for a week at least, if not three. Then continue. But yes, you basically have to be a nasty, unsympatheic, calculating bastard.

Sam1490 · 2017-04-30T01:27:20+00:00

All the mormons I have known have been huge sluts. Keep in mind that is only three. But it was three for three

struggleswithbuggles · 2017-05-01T06:35:58+00:00

Dated Mormon. It's a weird cult. She tried to convert me but I wasn't into it.

Mormons encourage dating a shit ton so you're probably in her rotation. They aren't supposed to fuck until marriage.

They've got good family values tho.

Title	Experience with Mormons?
Author	caught____handed
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Date	April 29, 2017 11:16 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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